End Times Poetry

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The #economy is doing great! Now, can someone spare $3 so I can #afford a cup of #coffee? ☕️ #endtimespoetry #poetry #poem #gigeconomy #minimumwage #millennials

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Mar 10, 2020 at 11:29am PDT

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#potential #love ruined by a #nondairy #firstdate. If only they had gone for #icecream. #veganlove #vanilla #chocolate #rockyroad #pistachio #munchies #endtimespoetry #poem #poetry #satire

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Mar 3, 2020 at 11:08am PST

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The #economy is doing #great! So forget about that #creditcard #statement or #studentloan #bill. It is all #fakenews to me. #stockmarket #jobs #endtimespoetry #poetry #poem

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Feb 18, 2020 at 10:17am PST

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#doomsday #preparedness can't #save you from a #midnight #sneak #attack. Might as well #buy some #satin #sheets and #sleep #comfortably. #endtimespoetry #endtimes #poetry #poem

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Feb 11, 2020 at 9:12am PST

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Don't forget, you can now buy your way into #heaven with #bitcoin as well. #religion #poetry #endtimespoetry #poem #endtimes #collection #plate #paypal #venmo #cashapp #planetary #indulgence

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Jan 28, 2020 at 9:58am PST

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#life #advice: #learn #critical #reading #skills before you get #crushed by a #false #prophet. #ant #messiah #type #words #endtimepoetry #poem #poetry #disciple

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Jan 21, 2020 at 10:54am PST

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Just because we live in a hard #world doesn't mean we can't #drink a #weak #cappuccino. #endtimespoetry #poetry #poem #austin #competition #strong #oatmilk #stevia #decaf

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Jan 14, 2020 at 10:40am PST

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Forget about the #animals going #extinct and unchecked #coporate #greed. I need to know who got busy on the #bachelor / #bachelorette! #endtimespoetry #poetry #poem #satire

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Jan 7, 2020 at 9:24am PST

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I resolve to do my part to help the planet in 2020 by eating more #plantbased #laboratory #food 🧪⚗️👨‍🔬#endtimespoetry #beyond #meat #beyondmeat #bees #birds #environment @beyondmeat

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Dec 31, 2019 at 9:30am PST

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Wishing you a happy holiday! Merry Christmas! #merrychristmas #christmas #happyholidays #poetry #poem #endtimespoetry

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Dec 24, 2019 at 11:24am PST

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We all have to do our part. #endtimespoetry #poetry #poems #fishing #oceans #hemp #underwear #recycle #rainforest #fire

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Dec 17, 2019 at 12:46pm PST

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Sometimes the largest disasters happen in our own backyard. #endtimespoetry #poetry #poems

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Dec 10, 2019 at 11:36am PST

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Talk about bargains! With low prices like these, who cares about the news? #endtimespoetry #poetry #poem #lowprice #twoforone #news #media #shampoo #bargain

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Dec 3, 2019 at 7:34am PST

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Even the Universe will suffer heat death in the end. So stock up on funeral supplies at low, low prices! #endtimespoetry #poetry #costco #bargins

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Nov 26, 2019 at 10:06am PST

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Buy these #magic rocks, plants, and clothes to fill that hole in your #soul! Happy Tuesday! #endtimespoetry

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Nov 19, 2019 at 11:27am PST

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I hope you are saving for #retirement. Those #mortgage payments can really sneak up on you. #endtimespoetry #shoes #tinyhouse #bank #loans

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Nov 12, 2019 at 9:14am PST

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An uplifting poem for all of the single people out there. #endtimespoetry #poem #uplifting #love #single

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Nov 5, 2019 at 11:28am PST