Wednesday Wisdom

It’s hump day! Take a moment to embrace the joy of midweek. Contemplate walking out the door of your job and never coming back. Isn’t that refreshing? Speaking of refreshing, did you know that you can get your favorite Wednesday Wisdom on a mug? Get yours on my shop today! And subscribe to my Instagram account so you never miss a post! @ardincomedy

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It's just simple #math. We all need to #hug a #panda while we can't hug each other. #wednesdaywisdom #quarantine #pandemic

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I'll just leave this here… Happy Wednesday! #wednesdaywisdom

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Always look on the #brightside. There's always #hope. Until you screw up for good. Happy Wednesday! #wednesdaywisdom #wisdom

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I'm a huge fan of #love and #hugs! #wendesdaywisdom #funny #comedy #humor #memes #pics #funnypictures

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Happy #Valentines Day! Remember to use #protection! #condoms #respirator #n95mask #mask #coronavirus #2019ncov #pandemic #love #romance #kissing #infection

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Don't let this #valentinesday be remembered as the day you took a #taser to the #face. #respect your #ex. Keep your #distance. #restraint #restrainingorder #love #hearts #brokenheart

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Once in a while, they'll feed you #fish #flakes in the form of #birthday #cake or #pizza to keep you happy. #cubiclelife #wednesdaywisdom

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Jan 29, 2020 at 9:44am PST

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#superheroes are great; until they #squeeze your #pet. #superman #petrock #petsofinstagram #comicbooks #marvel #dc #wednesdaywisdom

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#golf is the one place a foursome really makes sense. #golfmemes #putter #driver #longestdrive #slice #hook #holeinone #fore #golfball #caddie

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It's all fun and #games until someone gets #pregnant and gives birth to the end of #humanity. Be #safe everyone! #ces #robots #technology #robotics

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Happy 2020! Why start that #resolution today, when you can just try again next year? #gymmotivation #dietgoals #quitsmoking #readmore #traveltheworld #selfimprovement #procrastination

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The greatest #christmas gift of all is a 0% APR for 6 months. Merry Christmas! #amex #americanexpress #mastercard #visa #apr #debt #credit #creditcard

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Dec 25, 2019 at 9:56am PST

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Sometimes I have two versions of #wednesdaywisdom. I couldn't decide which one was worse, so I put them both out for you to enjoy! Feel free to tell me your feelings on these in the comments 😉

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Penny is perfectly capable of saving herself. She doesn't want your help, unless she asks for it. She'll kick your ass! 🤼‍♀️👮🧗‍♀️🏋️‍♀️ #wednesdaywisdom #strongwomen

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Sometimes wisdom is more practical than profound. Happy Wednesday! #wednesdaywisdom #wisdom #coffee

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Anyone else remember the episode of #areyouafraidofthedark where the crazy guy asked two kids all of those riddles? #wednesdaywisdom #woods #deadend #jobs

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Happy 36th birthday to me 🎉 . . #wednesdaywisdom #birthdays #retirement #401k #roth #ira #unemployed #underemployed

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Don't feel bad about quitting your #job, emptying your #401K, and buying a #tinyhouse/#pyramid on a #lake. It just makes good #financial sense when you think about it.

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It is okay to be the best amongst your peers, as long as your client doesn't want to eat you. #wednesdaywisdom #tasty #lobster #cannibalism #aquarium #fish #fishsticks

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What's the point of "next day delivery" if they won't actually deliver? #wednesday #wisdom #wednesdaywisdom #opportunity

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Sometimes, #change isn’t always for the better. But if at first you don’t #succeed, just keep doing what you’re doing until the world changes around you. #climatechange #globalwarming #fossilfuel #greenenergy #wereallgoingtodie #funnymemes #wednesday #wisdom

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Remember, one you gain enough XP, it's time to level up and change your character class… Or at least your job. Happy Wednesday! #wednesdaywisdom

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#patience is a #virtue best practiced in #moderation. #wednesday #wisdom #practice #taxes #audit #goodthings

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If you ever think to yourself, "hey, I'm too smart to be doing this,” you're right! #winners #quit all of the time. They quit wasting their time by quitting the things holding them back. Who needs a #paycheck when you're so #smart? #wednesday #wisdom #entrepreneur #inspiration

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Please don't keep my #wisdom to yourself! Share this post, and all of my #wednesdaywisdom posts, with a friend. Just tag them in the comments! #motivationalquotes #memes #coffee #gas #gasstation #creamer #cream #funny #humor

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#wisdom often applies in more than one situation. #happy #wednesday! #volcano #safety #memes #funny #comedy #humor #wednesdaywisdom

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I'm a simple man who believes in simple wisdom. #wednesdaywisdom #simplelife #green #purple #wisdom #humor #memes #stonermemes #funnyquotes

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Makes #spreadsheet to make #meme about spreadsheets. #meta #achievement unlocked. #happy #wednesday! #wednesdaywisdom #wisdom #funny #comedy #humor #excel #microsoft

A post shared by Ardin (@ardincomedy) on Aug 21, 2019 at 8:48am PDT

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I like to get about 238,900 miles away from the office on my coffee breaks. #wednesday #wednesdaywisdom #wisdom #workmemes #quityourjob #comedy #humor #satire #coffee #coffeebreak #moon #moonlanding #memes #office #officehumor

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It's important to remember to take breaks at work. Get up from your desk for at least 15 minutes every hour to take a walk. While you're walking, head outside and think about all of the reasons you have to never go back to work. Now that you're home, time to turn off your cellphone and start binge watching Breaking Bad on Netflix. It really was one of the best scripted dramas on television. I can't recommend it enough over your day job. . #wednesdaywisdom #netflix #breakingbad #dayjob #humor #comedy #streaming #bingewatching

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Don't feel bad about missing that #deadline. There's always the next one, just waiting to be blown… Wait, why doesn't that sound right? #wednesdaywisdom #wednesday #wisdom #humpday #humor #funny #workmemes #powerpoint #photoshop #memes

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Looks like I'm working remotely today… Happy #humpday everyone! I hope you all stayed home today. It'll cut down on greenhouse emissions if we all don't drive to work. #climatechange #wednesdaywisdom #wednesday #wisdom #work #commuter #photoshop #workmemes #memes #funny #humor #comedy

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#einstein had a theory about #timedilation that I think applies here. #wednesdaywisdom #time #relativity #science #humor #funny #420 #420memes #clock #chill

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I'm afraid my #doppelganger is going to get away with it this time. . . #doppelgänger #double #doubletrouble #bank #humor #comedy #detective

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#foodforthought #wednesdaywisdom

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